Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

What are they hiding from us?!

Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl

• Keeps demons away

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

19 minute video on air fryers? I don’t own an air fryer. I’m not in the market for an air fryer. I’m not very interested in air fryers.

technology connections

Fucks sake

Clicks link

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

I wrap it up with " Well fuck me, I guess"

1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

The 5th column is real

I thought it was Mitchell from Mitchell and Webb

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

Trick my kid into doing it while I goof off and play Factorio.

Punching down on game Devs a bit lmao

Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

OOF

Next letter will just say “Hammer time”

Band member 1 makes a costume for band member 2. Material cost: $12. Band member 1 sells it to band member 2 for $15,000.

Band member 2 makes costume for band member 3…

Write off not just the materials cost, but the purchase price.

The costume making income is below the taxable income so it’s not taxed.

Band income goes into a trust, rather than being paid directly to members. Members are all board members on the trust and get paid a salary.

And so it goes, round the washing machine of accounting.

Are you SURE this comment isn’t sponsored by Big Shoehorn?