I mean, we have nuclear weapons

“One water. Room temperature.”

Wasn’t it destroyed?

Don’t fuck with Kranch

I would assume this is a phishing scam

Send nudes send nudes send nudes send nudes send nudes

It’s kinda interesting. It’d be like finding out Trump collects stamps

Not to be that guy, but he’s Swedish

Mr President, what the hell?

I mean, he’s kind of paid to right?

I got a deal on the book Pickled Pantry and it has fun stuff like this for your future perusing

God I hope not

I like your gumption, son. How would you like to come work for me at my company?

All people without the ability to process issues in shades of grey instead of black and white should think for like 5 seconds before they continue to embarrass themselves on the internet

Great book. I remember where I was and what I was doing when I read sections of that book for the first time. It really leaves a mark on you and no im not being clever

Putin is an authoritarian and deserves everything coming to him. And I’m not allowed to hope the Nazi’s take each other out? I’m supposed to bury my head and not hope dangerous men aren’t allowed to hurt more people? What a miopic view

Because they’re fighting the Nazi public military (hopefully)

-Mark Twain

Same deal with the word “Apron”. It started out as napron, so people would say a napron which turned into an apron