These a bad teeth joke in there somewhere I just know it

I’m willing to get this will increase the amount of actual ethnic slurs.

Dude I’d kill for the opportunity to get my hands on a half-decent CRT

Do you think CRTs just magically disappeared after the turn of the millennium?

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

I don’t make banana bread very often because I make a damn good banana bread from a recipe my mother showed me (that I’m certain she got online) and I have absolutely zero self control, so the entire load will be gone in two to three days.

I’m not on the same act, but I will say I tried this to little avail.

They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference

Are there hammers you don’t buy for life?

Open source soldering iron? How does that work?

Looking back I provided absolutely zero context to that statement lol.

Their shirts. Men’s button-up shirts, especially if they were white, would always have a big brown stain on inside collar where the shirt would rub up on the back of your neck. Those went in the trash.

Literally Bernie Sanders for the 8 years

I used to volunteer at my local thrift store and that sometimes meant going through donation boxes to determine what was worth keeping. Sometimes those bags had actual garbage in them. Lots of older men who didn’t wash the back of their neck (or if they were in a home the nurse didn’t)

We had two bags in the back for stuff we didn’t keep. If it was actual garbage it went in the trash. If it was just unlikely to sell and someone was willing to make the trip it would go to Goodwill.

Probably has to do with your body relaxing, similar to how dead people are prone to shitting themselves.

Just a guess tho I’m not a medical expert.

If you don’t mind, can you define crazy shit?

Like weird? Gross?
Untreated Schizophrenic ramblings?

I think it goes without saying but please don’t donate garbage to your local thrift store. In most cases they aren’t even gonna put it on the shelf.

You were supposed to buy the charm and use it to find your soulmate

Like, no Bob Ross chia pet? Just the dead lizard? That’s fucked.

Don’t even get me started on sight. You wanna see? 4k a year.

By bottom row of teeth are super crowded in the front. One little bastard in particular overlaps another tooth just a tiny bit, which leads to some really annoying pain that i can’t really do anything about.

I also had a couple teeth grow in almost sideways but they don’t cause any pain as much as they just look ugly. I also can’t show my teeth when I smile, but idk if that has to do with my teeth or my mouth.