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USB stands for Universal Serial Bus.
Busses are public transportation and therefore un-American.
And to rub it in, they went on to create USB-C (the C stands for Communist).

Cop, Cow, Canine has a nice ring to it.

There’s a misconception here. Unless you can control what code is running on it, you are not the owner.
This is what the FSF warned us about.

Yes, I can accept that an app can offer additional utility that a keyfob can’t. That’s fine as long as it isn’t needed for basic functionality.
My bicycle has an app, too. But I don’t need it to ride.

It’s not like having a keyless fob. The keyless fob isn’t connected to the internet and gps, doesn’t require creating an account, doesn’t require Google services, doesn’t need software updates, doesn’t send notifications, doesn’t need to be charged daily, doesn’t break when it falls out of my hand, etc.

Oh, and it doesn’t show me ads.

I’m a strong opponent of the current forced-digital trend. Networked software has many, many disadvantages compared to dedicated hard-coded and unconnected devices like key fobs.
Not everything should be an app.

The app is your key to the car.

Not trying to criticize you, but for me that would be enough reason to choose another car.

In the 20s or the 60s you wouldn’t have been able to afford a flight at all.
And if you’re rich enough that you could, then you can book an “adventurous” flight today, too.

No. The story would revolve around an intergalactic war started over a teenage girl’s feet.

Since whisky is always made of grain, it would be any whisky made in Scotland.

You’re completely wrong, but at least you’re confident.

There’s quite a few regulations to be met if you want to legally sell your whisky as Scotch, including the type and shape of your still, which grains you can use, the wood for your casks, the aging process, and who owns the business.

When you’re a teenager and the people that are filtered out of your life are 80-90% of your classmates, it’s a big deal.

And that’s probably for the better.

Tesla Cybertruck after demonstrating its body’s toughness by hitting it with a wet noodle.

To be perfectly honest with you, the question never came up.

Don’t, they can’t consent.

A measure of length equal to 1440 twips, 3 barleycorns or 1/7920th of a furlong.

OK, but with the 2 pizzas on the right, I get twice as many slices of salami.

“He T-posed fortnitely down the stairs.”

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I pronounce it like an aborted ass-kick.