The fruit, not the bird
Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over
I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat
ok but I unironically eat kellogg’s for dinner because crunchy
Matadamas
It’s Spanish and, translated to English, means: Lady-killer
Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together
One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel
No no, they must follow the instructions exactly for maximum effect
Clearly, a limitless amount of plushies
Did she… did she loot the other girl’s skirt?