true.
alt text: “Off work late? Hungry, but don’t want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe.”
With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips
With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips
An entire unopened box of breakfast cereal.
i cant imagine eating it unopened is good for digestion.
The box is fine, adds fiber. The plastic bag inside, though…
Mmm macro plastics, yummy in my tummy 😋😋😋
I just found out all my favorite foods are served with plastic. I guess it is delicious, folks!
Kelloggs CEO reading this comment section getting ready to drop another banger
The higher the plastic content, the lower the amount of years we have to submit to this garbage.
high risk high reward high times
Idk about y’all but I’ll eat raw flour when I’m high. Any non poisonous calories are fair game to stoner me.
Edit: I need to teach y’all the art of hyperbole
Just learned this last year!
Flour doesn’t look like a raw food, but most flour is raw. That means it hasn’t been treated to kill germs that cause food poisoning, such as Escherichia coli (E. coli) and Salmonella. These harmful germs can contaminate grain while it’s still in the field or flour while it’s being made. Steps like grinding grain and bleaching flour don’t kill harmful germs—and these germs can end up in flour or baking mixes you buy at the store. You can get sick if you eat unbaked dough or batter made with flour containing germs. Germs are killed only when flour is baked or cooked.
CDC investigated outbreaks linked to raw flour or cake mix in 2016, 2019, 2021, and 2023.
I wouldn‘t put raw flour under „non poisonous calories“ and I guess one does not heat treat the flour they want to eat, when high.
Flour is specifically why you’re not supposed to eat the cookie dough. It can contain E. coli.
Brother, you are third person to say that exact same thing when I was clearly just fucking around in the first place
Impossible. Why would The Assman ever make a joke?
inb4 the munchies hit
If I am already hungry, I don’t want to smoke and feel hungrier.
You need to start smoking habitually so you don’t get the munchies any more.
I’ve been smoking every day since I was 19 and it still gives me the munchies… 🤨
At least it makes it easier to avoid snacking when not high “this chocolate bar ain’t shit to me right now, but later…”
My munchies were always worse the more chronically I smoked. The problem with chronic smoking is that you don’t really get much of a high after the first bowl of the day, so I would replace that with the taste rush of a mound of junk food.
This but meth
“Don’t wanna eat (or sleep (or have teeth))? Try some She’s A Hot Meth™ brand meth¹ today!”
- Side effects may include loss of weight, erection, will to live.
“Don’t want to cook?”
Never
“Don’t want to do the dishes after cooking?”
Permanently.
The weed is finally cheap enough for this to be true.
Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over
I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat
One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.
I absolutely love that haha.
Victim kitty is just resigned to this. Asshole kitty is full of terror.
Has anyone tried eating raw potatoes? My favorite food from childhood.
I usually steal a few raw potatoes while my wife is cooking some potato dish. I have never had any digestive problems. But the taste is unique, not bitter at all, as described in the article.
Fasting? I thought they called this “depression”, at least thats what they keep telling me…
ADHD can do it too
Which is how I found myself getting a “minimum calorie per day” from my doctor.
Lost 70 lbs this way. Gained it back after I quit lol
That’s crazy. I always associated smoking with pigging out on junk food - like, five to six thousand calories a day of junk food - so I always gained a huge amount of weight. BTW anybody who thinks eating five to six thousand calories a day is impossible has never sat down and eaten a whole box (12) of Dunkin Donuts, one after the other. Or eaten a whole pint of Ben & Jerry’s, driven to the store for another pint, eaten it, and then driven back to the store for a third pint.
Yup this is me
Honestly I do alternate day fasting and weed makes it so much easier when I start running out of energy at the end of the day.
It just puts me to sleep, which works great for occasional insomnia
