Just when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning.

Yes, Reductress is the reason Trump won. Brilliant observation. Now run along, the grown-ups are talking.

Yeah, Reductress is a feminist spin on The Onion and they are not pulling punches.

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mMm just like mom used to make!

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I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley…

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They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
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he’d definitely try to claim it’s some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!

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lol well, in your defense, they just swapped “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT” for MOO DENG. Which he did actually post. So it’s totally understandable to bite the Onion on this one… The man is so ridiculous that any satire about him is going to seem believable.

Yeah, Anyone that follows this community would probably recognize my username because I post a lot of these articles… and the sidebar makes it clear this is a community for all sorts of satire sites. But I think it would’ve been better named “satire” rather than “the onion”

Every time I post something here there’s someone in the comments that’s confused about the fact that this sub welcomes content from multiple satire sites and not just The Onion.

Oh that’s just his signature resting ‘whiny little bitch’ face.

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Cool beans

Perhaps you miss my sweetie entirely too?

Does someone tie your shoes for you, or are they velcro?