At least the Ferengi won’t consider nuking their own planet.

Here are some of the most well-known Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:

Rule 1: Once you have their money, never give it back.

Rule 3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

Rule 7: Keep your ears open.

Rule 9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

Rule 16: A deal is a deal… until a better one comes along.

Rule 17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.

Rule 21: Never place friendship above profit.

Rule 45: Expand or die.

Rule 59: A smart Ferengi can hear profit in the wind.

Rule 62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

Rule 74: Knowledge equals profit.

Rule 85: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

Rule 94: Females and finances don’t mix.

Rule 98: Every man has his price.

Rule 102: A Ferengi with no latinum is no Ferengi at all.

Rule 162: Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.

Rule 208: Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.

Good god Ferengi weren’t getting woke… oh…

Please don’t give him any more incredibly stupid ideas. You know how much he loves incredibly stupid ideas…