How so? I’ve never done pizza delivery, but is it due to customers who wish to pay in other ways?

What a great gif

Not sure about the internet, but I saw a documentary called Finding Frances where they were able to go to the high school and view physical copies of the yearbooks

That one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eyes wet

I’ve thought that too, but I just haven’t figured out the best way to take advantage of it.

Weird, I just see a man pulling his ass cheeks apart

I feel like an adult, but only because my experience has forced me to change my idea of what an adult is. Adults are simply people who are legally defined that way and there are no real superpowers that come with it. Just societal expectations which can rightly or wrongly line up with life experience. I wouldn’t expect a 7 year old to drive or do taxes but I can do those things because a) I have to, and b) I have the needed experience.

Also humans are smarter than other animals but we’re still dumb on a cosmic scale. That’s why so many people have imposter syndrome about adulthood

Optometrists hate that you can buy glasses online for way less

You won’t get much fruitful discussion of Louis CK’s work in the land of keyboard warriors. He was cancelled back when a lot of them were in middle school so they aren’t even familiar with his comedy or TV shows. I myself haven’t seen Horace and Pete but I loved Louie on FX so I might check it out

“Say you want this! Nothing happens until I hear you say it.”

“I want this”

It bothers me that 7 is the “Final Chapter”

Gotta use the right screenshots for the quote, because dead Dumbledore doesn’t have the same needs

I see there’s some controversy here so I encourage everyone to view this article:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliability_of_Wikipedia

You’ve already abandoned logic, so why not?

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Hard G because it eliminates ambiguity that it might have a j in it. There actually is a jif format but it never got popular. Another reason is I can’t think of another word starting with gif than gift

I kind of wish there was a version without the AI body horror fuckery because the symbolism here is amazing

I love this picture. We could make a religion out of this.

I could do that, or I could just keep hitting “No tip” when I know they literally did nothing but hand me the thing I ordered across a counter.

For the sake of argument I could boldly reach across the counter, grab my order and walk out. Would that be cheating the clerk out of money? If that interaction is required and it costs money I’d be the one that felt cheated. That’s in the realm of Ticketmaster convenience fees

I went to a takeout place once where they ask you out loud about if you want to add a tip and I said no. It’s the most awkward thing to say out loud. At least when they ask about donating to save animals or whatever the animal isn’t right there staring you down