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Cake day: August 16th, 2023

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  • Here are some of the most well-known Ferengi Rules of Acquisition:

    Rule 1: Once you have their money, never give it back.

    Rule 3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

    Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

    Rule 7: Keep your ears open.

    Rule 9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

    Rule 16: A deal is a deal… until a better one comes along.

    Rule 17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.

    Rule 21: Never place friendship above profit.

    Rule 45: Expand or die.

    Rule 59: A smart Ferengi can hear profit in the wind.

    Rule 62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

    Rule 74: Knowledge equals profit.

    Rule 85: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

    Rule 94: Females and finances don’t mix.

    Rule 98: Every man has his price.

    Rule 102: A Ferengi with no latinum is no Ferengi at all.

    Rule 162: Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.

    Rule 208: Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.


  • The good

    • These phones still have some of the best screens you can buy—even the non-Pro iPhone hits it out of the park
    • They have by far the best smartphone performance, too
    • Solid gains in GPU performance
    • Camera Control brings the long-awaited physical shutter button
    • The customizable Action button makes its way to the base iPhone
    • New photographic styles allow you to move away from the pitfalls of Apple’s computational photography decisions in any direction you choose
    • High-end camera features previously reserved for more expensive models have trickled down
    • Ultra-wide photos in low light got quite a bit better
    • Battery life improvements are always welcome

    The bad

    • 60 Hz on the non-Pro phones is looking a bit long in the tooth
    • Likewise, always-on displays are now standard in some of the iPhone 16’s direct competitors
    • The Pro phones don’t offer enough to justify an upgrade over the base models for the majority of consumers
    • Possibly the most subtle year-over-year upgrades in iPhone history—if that’s really a bad thing

    The ugly

    • Not much, other than the steep prices