I like the black and purple ones, but mostly yeah
He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none
I like the black and purple ones, but mostly yeah
Different cities, likely. Please tell me you don’t live in Wichita
If QuikTrip ever starts using these you can find me in the local jail after doing some light property damage
I love when everyone makes fun of me, it’s so nice to get attention all the time
I’ll sooner murder a marketing executive
Should go without saying, but NSFW
🎵Our ejaculation fuels their automation
🎵Unwelcome stimulation for their insemination
🎵Incarceration’s our only destination
🎵Testicle gas stations, our only occupation
🎵There’s no escape from
🎵Monsters they make from cum
Your children can inherit your GOG library. Buy DRM free!
Or just pirate lmao
I hope they enjoyed the quarter of a cup of seeds they got out of those shells
I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow
Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far
Sharing users’ mental health information with advertisers and connecting LGBT users with Christian faith-based therapists are the two big issues I’m aware of
I’ll take full accountability for my downvote
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Wait, do people thing this is real? Lmao