If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.

We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.

Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.

I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.

edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn’t matter if you don’t think about it too much

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

Yep. They’ve been around for years.

Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy

I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)

Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway

never trust a fart

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

why can’t I open this website

this is multidimensional wisdom

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

yo give shreck his dong back

probably looking everywhere for that shit

whatd he do

I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep

Im a sleeby

reminder to self kinda

12 years

32k views

Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?

you are a wise man

I am glad our paths crossed in this reality

when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water

They’re painfully stupid too.

Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.

Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.

“NAH HE’S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666”

especially in a police interrogation room

untreatable knee pain speedrun

Where is Gotham and Springfield

Ok if we’re going to be honest here, if I had to fuck a couch, I’d probably pick that one

Can I somehow do this in reverse to my health insurance provider to get them to pay for my fucking antidepressants