• Samsy@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Why not all of them? Hire as an uber driver, paint wojaks of your guests (while driving, shout: Jesus, take the wheel). Film everything for tiktok, and rob them out at destination. The rest is the stuff you talk about while driving.

    Edit: don’t forget to steal the keys for your new airbnb squad.