CUPERTINO, CA—In a stunning conclusion to the highly anticipated keynote address, Apple announced Tuesday that the new iPhone 15 will include 12 animal sounds and a colorful lever. “The next sea change in personal electronics has arrived, and it goes moo,” said CEO Tim Cook, explaining to a crowd of cheering fans that…
Downvoted specifically for “I don’t have any other choice.”
Oh no not the downvotes!
What’s my other fucking choice then?
Whale ink, goat feather and rice paper
Rice doesn’t have paper.