It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.
Exactly! I mean. It literally comes from your body. It probably has benefits.
Hell, I’d even ddink my own piss.
Not shit though. Piss you have a rough idea of what’s there. The pale colour makes sense. Ahit, whilst commonly a specific colour, it does not relate to what you eat.
Are we still keeping up the farce that we don’t pick noses? It’s 2023, I think we can stop, and just be human.
Now, be clean about it, but just do it.
There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.
It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.
🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.
You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.
(or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.
Frugal is a good character trait…
I flick them. In the trash can or out the window if in the car.
Pick it lick it roll it flick it
Eat them, don’t wipe them. 😤
Exactly! I mean. It literally comes from your body. It probably has benefits.
Hell, I’d even ddink my own piss.
Not shit though. Piss you have a rough idea of what’s there. The pale colour makes sense. Ahit, whilst commonly a specific colour, it does not relate to what you eat.
It is theorised that there are health benefits, and we may have even evolved sweet mucous to encourage consumption!
Piss would eventually be toxic since you would accumulate the excess salts or other compounds your body is flushing out.
Run it through a solar still first.
I picked my nose immediately after reading the title.
There are boogers all over the bathroom wall. I get it, it’s a sawmill but Jesus it’s disgusting.