• NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The only way my spermy brethren could have become a millionaire is if they teleported to a different wealth class. That was never fucking happening.

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Counterpoint: I also beat the one that would have been a murderer

    Think positively. You could have been the next Hitler, and instead you’re just an average person!

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      1 year ago

      Honestly, Hitler became “President” and managed to convince millions of people to carry out his plans willingly. They were obviously horrible plans, but the man was extremely impactful.