Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
If my toilet were sentient, I would get a non- sentient normal toilet. Idiot OP.
Would you keep the sentient one as a friend?
Sure. It’s not like I have many friends.
This would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there’d have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you’d still have to shit and then there’s the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you’d have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.
You vastly overestimate my level of empathy for my talking toilet; I’d rip that bitch out in a heartbeat
I’d want it to love it but hate itself for how much it loves it.
It’s disturbing when I have a clever response to the title of a post and then click in to see it already typed out staring back at me.
You sick (and prompt) fuck.
Aaand that’s enough internet for today.
Toilets do a really important job and it is one that I would not enjoy doing myself.
If it’s got a poop fetish then fuck it, I’ll host parties and take suggestions on what too feed guests!
Crave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I’d go somewhere else, of course, but that’s not the spirit of the question.
Hate me for it. I don’t need to hear moaning everytime I need to take a shit.
I guess the horrified screams would be motivation to hurry up
While your toilet isn’t alive to crave your waste, the microbes and such at the waste water facility that your crap goes to do in fact crave and need your waste to survive and propogate. It ain’t ice cream, but your crap always ends up as food for something.
Any strong feelings are undesirable.
Wouldn’t you rather bring great joy and pleasure every time you go?
I consistently shit at work, I don’t want to disappoint the guy I live with.
If they were sentient I’d put them in the living room, so they could watch TV with us.
Like the one on Better Call Saul?
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I could see this scene in my head, but couldn’t remember what show it was from.
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Soil is kinda sentient…and it doesn’t “crave” waste but definitely uses it as food to get healthier so let’s do that instead of water sports nightmare toilet collection?
Yeah, crave it in a food kind of way would be fine.
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
True, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
If I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
If my toilet was sentient, I’d start going to the bathroom outside.
That’s cruel if it enjoys it, like not feeding a pet.
no its not, consent is important
I do not consent to having my bodily waste be enjoyed by my toilet
Pls 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
oh I see you’re that kinda person
No means no
I’d like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstone’s vacuum. “It’s a living”
“Let’s build robots with Genuine People Personalities,” they said. So they tried it out with me. I’m a personality prototype. You can tell, can’t you?"
I could deal with either as long as it doesn’t terrorize the dog.