In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
It’s pretty extreme. I’m picturing two 7 year olds being forced to listen to what they said.
If they even actually have any kids to begin with.
You’re a lot closer than you’d think. In another comment, they say their oldest is not yet a teenager.
Gotta be a rough household to live in.